And then there was David…
Of course we quarrelled a lot! See, he had funny ears and funny hair and unforfunatelty happened to be too short to get my voice through to him!
“Dwarfs have a bigheart!” once he said, but I dont think I could get the notion out to him that if my big heart starts screaming, he should just follow the emotion waves just down there!
I was so small, he needed to just remember I have a big heart and so grand and just follow the waves!
He was a musician, no knowledge of science! How could he understand sound waves of heart!
Thats supposed to be a joke but you see, he was an idiot though I kept on thinking it was his funny hair… No, no, no! Not one day, not one day of a different brush of hair to hear the waves of feelings! It must have been the hairdo! It might have been all these racist races that kept on giving him the hairdo! That hairdo was a shield to protect all my emotion waves!
So I raged a war!
I started screaming one was a boring slated eye and the other was a too hoppy too dark of a fat thing!
They were so big! They did not even hear me! All I wanted was to just scramble the hair do and touch his ears!
I took a break and got someone to love me! Actuallly, mister, he loved me already because I am so tiny but I have a big heart and so strong I can crush religion!
Guess what happened! David came, oki, hair not in a shield but it want me whohad messed itup!It was the slanty and he was doing the hoppy! (Though I kind of liked it and ooo slanted was one of mine! But I didnt tell! I wanted to walk with my shadow monster!)
“Up the sidewalk, down the sidewalk!” I kept on walking with my loved one who knew I was so tiny but with a big heart!
The racist racist kept attacking! Oo, he should not have been so evil to me! So I decided to crush him!
So with my giant I kept on walking on the sidewalk and up and down the streets! David kept attacking me and I attacked back, saying his hair is funny! I kept on saying “So funny your hair is,you might even die!”
That might have worked… Or maybe he just pulled off… Maybe he realized it would be mean to attacka tinyor maybe he was too funny haired to stand against me mean tiny!
What happened next? Imust have messed up his hair really bad! I remember a kiss on forehead and him singing, “Where are we now?”
Ooo, my shadow monster loves roses himself and we walk among roses and when the meany comes with shielded hairdo, we just smack him!
Best attack! He cannot defeat it!
“Acceptance, hairdo! First you accept me!”
Giant and I can now walk away quiet fast!